"You ask “What is life?” That is the same as asking “What is a carrot?” A carrot is a carrot and we know nothing more."
Anton Chekhov - Letter to his wife, Olga Knipper Chekhov
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"For R. Kelly, comparing pussy to a cookie (on, well, ‘Cookie’) is not a one-bar metaphor. It is instead an entire song in which he sings about ‘lick[ing] the middle like an Oreo.’ This is the power of R. Kelly: It will be impossible to eat an Oreo for a while without thinking of cunnilingus. He has fundamentally altered your existence."
Jordan Sargent reviews R. Kelly’s latest album, Black Panties. (via pitchfork)
THROUGH THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS I AM NOW A SPORTS BLOG IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
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